TITLE: JOKE

A husband shopping center (Husband Mart) has just
opened where a woman may go to choose a husband
from among many men. The store is comprised of
six floors, and the men increase in positive
attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.
There is, however, a catch. As you open the door
to any floor you may choose a man from that
floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go
back down except to exit the building. So a woman
goes to the shopping center to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The woman reads
the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's
better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder
what's further up?" So up she goes.

Second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have
jobs and love kids. The woman remarks to
herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's
further up?" And up she goes again.

The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 -These men
have jobs, love kids and are extremely good
looking. "Hmmm,better" she says. "But I wonder
what's upstairs?"

The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 - These men
have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking
and help with the housework. "Wow!" exclaims the
woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more
further up!" And again she heads up another
flight.

The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 - These men
have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking,
help with the housework and have a strong
romantic streak. "Oh, mercy me! But just think...
what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to
the sixth floor she goes.

The sixth floor sign reads: "Floor 6 - You are
visitor 123,456,789,012,345 to this floor. There
are no men on this floor. This floor exists
solely as proof that women are impossible to
please. Thank you for shopping at Husband Mart and
have a nice day."